Masked murderer Michael Myers has been known to kill his share of horny teens, but how many times has he taken people out while they were having sexual foreplay or actually getting it on? We know that in some of the Halloween movies Myers seems to be preoccupied with killing people who have had sex or that…

The Quick Massacre is a Michael Myers rampage that lasts a relatively short while and results in at least 3 on-screen casualties. Excluded from this category are: longer sprees (such as Michael’s killings in the hospital throughout HalloweeN II); bloodbaths with an unknown death toll (e.g. Michael’s assault on the police station in Halloween 4); and…