Michael Myers Masks On FeeBay

There was a time when FeeBay (or EvilBay) was a reliable place to find good Michael Myers masks. One could find very rare Michael Myers replicas without looking too hard on FeeBay and this added excitement to the hobby. But legal issues and poor judgment by EvilBay users have now turned FeeBay into a cavalcade of laughable Michael Myers masks and listings. Here are some recent Michael Myers masks that have appeared on FeeBay with a line from their original descriptions.

 

Michael Myers Mask “The mouth looks like it may have been enlarged past it’s original opening, see picture.” Just tweak the eye cuts for a Gary Busey mask.

 

Michael Myers Mask “worn only a few times.” Nice turtleneck, chaotic hairdo, psychopathic stare and pea soup-colored background wall.

 

HalloweeN Mask “in nice condition.” If you look inside the darkness of the eyehole to your left, you can see the person’s eye looking back at you, directly into your soul.

 

Michael Myers Mask “adult size.” That the mask is displayed thrown on the floor may help to begin to explain the overall condition of the mask.

 

Myers Mask “used once.” Check out the Castle stretch.

 

Myers Mask “special edition.” This is a classic case where “special edition” simply means that the seller spilled coffee all over the regular edition.

 

Michael Myers Mask “As is, look at pictures before you bid.” Yea, take a good look at the photos before you bid. You wouldn’t want to get stuck with a rotting piece of latex that’s been displayed on someone’s strong arm over a warm blanket now would you?

 

Michael Myers HalloweeN Mask “just add knife or sword and your set!” It would also be helpful to add a gray shirt to your costume once you obtain that sword and bonus if you have really narrow shoulders and a skin condition that makes you look all red.

 

Myers Mask “vintage don post, it is a don post original, in great shape for its age.” Not even in Don Post’s worst nightmare could he ever have envisioned his “vintage” mask looking like this. Also disturbing is the shape of the person’s head. Please tell me that’s a mannequin underneath there (and the eyes look like they’re made out of plastic).

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